the dark engulfs

in india

2007-04-15T22:23:00.001-07:00

havent blogged for ages. cos i've moved.

www.xanga.com/nuggeturner

its a shared blog. with kl.
im currently in india, bangalore now. doing attachment.
3 n half mths.
will be back ard mid june.
till den.
piss off!
i mean peace off.
yea.

in india

2007-04-15T22:19:00.000-07:00

havent blogged for ages. cos i've moved.

www.xanga.com/nuggeturner

its a shared blog.
im currently in india, bangalore now. doing attachment.
3 n half mths.
will be back ard mid june.
till den.
piss off!
i mean peace off.
yea.

2006-11-01T03:23:00.000-08:00

US after sko. 23 oct'06.
went to chinatown SRI MARIMUMM (kay,spelling) temple,
walked ard,
makan ALOT!
walked to tanjong pagar,
went drinking at a pub.
went to club happy..TIS GAY CLUB.
wayne n ivan! i got pics of u guys peeing! whahahhas.

ANDREANA SOH WAN JUN! back from pluto rite u.

sko's fine.
prac lesson has been real comical esp for acmb and ccta.
i swear we've been going out so much, it feels almost as if we're still on hols.
arghs.

i wish i wish i wish..
that for OIAP selection,
Me n kailin can get to go U.K (manchester) 2ght.
3 n half mths thr..
thats like almost 7 home matches in OLD TRAFFORD.
i wana watch MANCHESTER UNITED play!!!
keep dreaming phy.

its only the 3rd week,
and we have hell load of quizzes to complete online.
tonnes of memory work (bloody 20 amino acids structure to rmb)
nuggety projects
heaps of prac reports to complete...

but on the upside,
we had hell load of fun,
tonnes of gossips
nuggety makan outings (I WANA GO CARLS JR AGN! LEONARD SUBSIDISE AGN OK! lol)
heaps of laughter...

so, sko aint that bad afterall.
as the 'le chatelier's' equation goes,
the chemical equilibrium is alws balanced.
wahahhas.

2006-10-13T03:29:00.000-07:00

Racial harmony'04 in Stc.

proof of the prawning trip wif the bimbos yst.

i had no idea i had tis pic.Taman negara'03 with stc. wahahhahas.

everyone has been asking me, "Phy! now got girlfren not?".
its like they expect me to alws be in a r/s..
if it makes them happy, ya i have.
MY NEW VIDEO IPOD!!! She is such a baby.
dat i even have my name engraved on her.
wahahhahas.

I absolutely love single hood.
No ~~COMMITMENTS~~.
No ~~Heartaches~~.
No ~~Headaches~~.
No ~~no money~~. (wahhahhas)
No ~~no TIME~~.

I've spent so much time n effort n money on exs.
so it's time, i pamper myself.
And pamper i did.
my mom is gona fuck my backside, if she finds out the additional 5 pieces of clothes in my closet..oh..n not forgetting the ipod..and the dc case.. and the new cap.. and the and the...

I DONT PHARKING WAN THE HOLS TO END!! boo

random

2006-10-06T22:10:00.000-07:00

me and heather

okaye, i really have nth to post.
so i'll just put a list of songs and albums dat im currently listening to now.

song's list

1) Barricades In Time- Adema
2) 3 Libra's - A Perfect Circle
3) Radio- Alkaline trio
4) The Red- Chevelle
5) Faceless Man- Creed
6) I Let Go- Eighteen Visions
7) Letters To You- Finch
8) Cut Up Angels- The Used
9) Still Fighting- Ben Folds Five
10) Through Glass- Stone Sour
11) Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
12) Welcome To The Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
13) Storm (acoustic)- Lifehouse
14) In The Air Tonight- Non-Point
15) The Widow- The Mars Volta

album's list
1) Anxiety- Smile Empty Soul
2) So Much For The City- The Thrills
3) Blue-Sky Research- Taproot
4) Leave A Whisper- Shinedown
5) The City Sleeps In Flames- Scary Kids Scaring Kids
6) Stop- Plain White T's
7) Healthy In Paranoid Times- Our Lady Peace
8) December Underground- AFI
9) Something Like Human- Fuel
10) Liberation Transmission- Lost Prophets
11) Start Something- Lost Prophets
12) Origin Of Symmetry- Muse
13) Absolution- Muse
14) Lola Ray- Lola Ray
15) Extreme Behaviour- Hinder

to name just a few...
ROCK is food for my soul.

random.

2006-09-25T10:55:00.000-07:00

i could give u all the love u'd ever need.
i could make you happy.
i could share so many sweet memories with you.
i could.
but in my haste to prove my worth,
i forgot one important thing;
~~im not a man~~

SCREW GOD THEN.
for putting me in this femine shell.

taman hang-over

2006-09-17T06:56:00.000-07:00

outside the floating restaurant

just arrived at taman resort

in the train going back to shitapore

in the floating restaurant

niteshot with our ah bung [camp instructor]

at a toilet stopover on our way to taman

at the back of the bus

throwing stones.

the trip was HELLUVA FUN!.
even thou there were bloody ~~CBE~~ ppl thr.. it seems as if the 8 [me, kailin, leonard, ivan, hans, elwin, sebastian and chuck] of us were the only ones there who were having fun.

day 1
-met in sko at 8.30am
-long long bus trip to taman. [from 9am all the way to 7.30 pm..]
-leonard had a fun time playing 'star wars' in the bus, while the rest of us just watched n laughed.
-ivan n chuck went mad.. showing their asses and bare body to the car tat was driving bhind our bus. [we were all sitting right at the back]
-makan lunch at some stop-over restaraunt.
-all of us tried smoking.. oops. but thats only in msia. we are good kids in sg. waha.
-had our dinner at the floating restaurant [the guys had flies swimming in their food. hur hur]
-we got cheated..we tot we were staying at the cosy looking huts whr the ang mo(s) were staying.. we ended up at some bunk..thank god we had air-con
-we were supposed to split guy/girl.. but me n kailin crept over to the guy's room
-nite walk!!! [chuck had TWO leech bite]
-the 8 of us pulled all the beds dwn onto the floor n slpt 2ght. we had one BIG SNORER [im nt saying who], and ivan kept moving over to me n kailin's bed. tsk.

day 2
-we woke up at 6.45,had buffet brkfast at the hotel's cafe
-jungle trekking all the way to the hill top and canopy walk way.
-rapid boatride!!! we owned the other boats man. it was hilariously fun! we took out the planks that were supposed to be the back-support, and used it to spray water all over the other boats. if the guy didnt scope up the water..i swear they were going to sink.
-went to the orang asli village. where they taught us how to make fire, blow arrow from a blowpipe n many other damn interesting stuffs.
-went to some place for a shot swim. its like jacuzzi sitting in the water.. and we found stones which when rubbed 2ght, produces colour.. so we used it to draw on our body. [ hans had his white tee made over into a 'dyed' tee.]
-watched some retard video.
-had beer at the hotel cafe, while the rest of us drooled at Chuck's carbonara.
-all slpt damn early..ard 12am.

day3
-took a short boat ride to a small jetty.
-went into the bat cave. where we all got SHITTYFIED with bat poo n pee.
-had a super uber nice and long boat ride.. it was like being in a documantary film.
-reached some swimming place.. the water was like FREEZING COLD! but damn shiok.
-went to somewhere to 'swim' with the fishes.. and feed em.
-pack up n leave TAMAN. boo hoo.
-took bus to a hotel..to wait for our 2am train ride.
-in the hotel.. had 4 rooms to ourselves. we had so much fun.. doing lotsa stupid stuffs.
-took r[A] pics
-line the stairs with mattress and we all jumped n slide dwn it..
-played prank on the ~~CBE~~ ppl staying dwnstairs..tried to scare em by switching off the lights/used camera flash outside their window/made horrible screeching sounds outside their door n blah blah blah
-played blind mice in the room
-played hide n seek.. poor chuck cldnt find us.
-went shopping at some supermarket.
-train arrived

day 4
-makan in the train.
-played alot of retard mind games.. [sebastian had a fun time testing us]
-arrived back in sko about 12pm.
-balik kampong.

back from timbaktoo

2006-08-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

Gong kuay, chao ah lian, ivan n me. sentosa trip

on our mini 'SPI' trip to a 'HAUNTED HOUSE'.

i noe i noe.
my blog have been wasted.
it suffered from the 'my-stupid-owner-is-too-lazy-to-blog-syndrome'.
so now, good ol Phy is back to make amends. er.. guess not.

Finally the bloordy exams r OVER n the hols are HERE!
woo hoo!

i just spend the ENTIRE day at home, SPRING-CLEANING my room.
the dust were like mini typhoons in my room.
the dead insects were piled up around all the many corners just like a mini mountain.
the junks i collected over the 19 years, were UNBELIEVABLE.

i cant believe i atuali have the following items in my posession.
1)DIGIMON cards. every single number from 1 to 200 i have.
2)cut out faces of the many many MANCHESTER UNITED players. from the eons of 1995.
3)LAO FU ZHI and XIAO DING TANG comic books
4)Cds of ~~NSYNC~~. URGH!!! my musical influence back den was HORRIBLE
5)my PRIMARY SKO PICS! they were chao hilarious i swear!
5)power ranger stickers.. (go GREEN ranger!)

okaye..my mum must be very happy that her good daughter stayed at home.
and plus the spring-cleaning i did is like additional bonus to her.
she surely come home n say..
'WAH, jing tian mei you chu men PLUS ni pack ni de room, wo yao tio 4D liaw!

sniggers..
i LOVE u mummy!
i only stayed home because TOMORROW i am going to make u buy a NEW HANDPHONE FOR ME.
(so the saying goes.. 'nth is free in the world')
stay home + do hswork = freephone.
WHAT A BARGAIN!

cabaret...

2006-07-28T09:47:00.000-07:00

^{kwok, peychee, vanessa, me}

havent updateed in a long long time.
yst, went to watch CABARET with Kwok, Peychee n VAnessa.
it was hilarious, sexual [for cheeko peks like us four] n damn POLITICAL laa!
and miss darling CHAI PEY CHEE atuali fell alsp laa!

e part i liked most was when fei xiang held the pillows n bolster into a shape dat resembles smth strikingly like the xtra appendage that MAN have. whahhas.

after e show ended, which was around 11.30.. we cam-whored, went makan at makan sutra, cam-whored sumore.. got high..[cos of da LOUD PUMPING MUSIC EMITTING FRM DXO].. debated whether or not to go in.. and when we decided to go in..
MS CHAI PEY CHEE DIN BRING IC! *bish*

^{us bashing CHAI PEY CHEE up}

^{kwok getting molested by mi n peychee}

and so..the 4 of us..HAPPILY ponned lectures todae. lol.
till another day..

back from timbaktoo.

2006-07-07T20:29:00.000-07:00

^{ralph aka mary yeo did tis. thanks gay!}

okaye i havent updated in like AGES.

but dont worry ppl, I AM DOING GREAT! SPLENDID!

bsides the fact that two of my fav team, Germany and england lost.
rawr!

my life totali revolves around three things fer now.
soccer,girls & booze.
until 9th july.. where i hafta wait till im 23 to enjoy the WORLD CUP madness agn.

last fri:
went kbox with stc peeps. ponned sko.

sat: stayed at aly's place

mon-thurs: slept my lectures away.. exceptional wed when i pon sko..agn.

fri: went watched movie..

todae: am goin sheesha n kbox.

okaye, im too lazy to update laa. hahas

first week of sko.

2006-06-29T08:27:00.000-07:00

^{the three gays}

^{MY LOVES}

okayee.. im onli updating because dearest LEE HUILING told mi to.
its been four days since sko started..
n yet im still in my hols mood.

i met up with my loves, MIch, Mel n Gay luie today in the morning for ghim moh brkfast.

mich left fer sko halfway.

we hang ard CLEMENTI..until my sko started.
hw nice of em. and sumre both of em got no sko.

as i was wearing RED, they said im mensus.
mel was wearing white. so she's the 33cm Pad
gay luie was wearing stipes shirt, so she's the strippy underwear.

since the other were not here.. we gave them lingeries role too.
toh bimbo is one side of a bra.
mich is the other side of the bra.
now..you'd wunder..BOTH OF THEIR SIZE IS SO DIFF.
but den.. women's breast are ALL ONE BIG ONE SMALL WHAT! whahahs.

im ponning sko tmr.
tmr is gona be a good day. *double grin*

movie marathon

2006-06-24T10:37:00.000-07:00

the movie marathon gang

fridae:

met juli, sharon n patricia in town.
took the sibeh long bus journey to alysia's hs.
we kept tinking that we overshot.

the four of us went to eat roti prata.
the choc prata dat juli ordered was like a mountain laa.
we were all bz laughing at it.

jia rei n a few other ppl came.
i absolutely hate drinking CORONA.
i hate beer.

we were all watching dvds after dvds.
it was like a movie marathon.
all the way till 9am today.
hostel was plain funny. gross to them but funny to mi.
hung up was kinda boring. it was suppose to be a comedy. the director has got no sense of humour den.
OC just rawks. we watched till duno what episode..until morning. hahas.

Smookin' weed

alysia gave us CIGAR!
okaye i noe im not suppose to smoke..but..i tried it nevertheless.
mwahhas.
it tasted like ZOO.
it smelled of ZOO.
in other words, the damn CIGAR just reminded mi of ZOO laa.

didnt slp fer yet another 24hrs.
dat is so bad news fer my health.
everybody else went home except mi.
stayed till ard 4noon.
reached home kinda late.
slpt ALL THE WAY till i when i woke up,
everyting was pitch black i tot i died.
lol.

2 weeks of hols=14daes.
totally made full use of it man.
im like a walking zombie now.
I DUN WAN SKO TO REOPEN!

^{what does it take for me to reach to your heart}

chocolate fondue!

2006-06-22T11:19:00.000-07:00

met up with Huiling and guiron todae!
we went to cafe cartel for lunch.
the three of us were just sitting there n complaining abt the BAD SERVICE.
we waited fer like half an hour for our food.
and during which..

I FOUND OUT THAT:

-LEE HUILING wants to reincarnate as a toilet-bowl.
so that she can get upclose n personal with ppl's privates n pantat.
whahahas!

-guiron is a str by dae, n gay by nite.

-guiron wans to reincarnate as a fish. a sucker fish to be more precise.
[suck what huh? mwahahas]

-guiron n huiling just cant stop banging each other.
[such 'LOVELY' couple]

-that I wana reincarnate as a SUPER HOT MALE MODEL.
[branded clothes n get to pose with hot female models too. now, THAT'S LIFE!]

we went to watch SILENT HILL at cini.
it is totali a waste of ~~7bucks~~.
damn retarded n not at all scary.

after that, the 3 of us went to guiron's hs.
the walk in is like, TOTAL EXERCISE MAN!
no wonder that man is so SKINNY

i had to wear guiron's green shirt n specs.
now..let's compare mi to chicken little

okaye..TIS SARKS!

we had self made mexican wraps fer dinner.
and CHOCOLATE FONDUE fer dessert!
seriously..YUMMYLICIOUS!
watched a defunct hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy halfway.
watched SHITapore idol
laughed at MR BEAN
cam-whored.. as usual.
watched my LOST..
den its home sweet home.

my zombie life.

2006-06-21T07:08:00.000-07:00

yst i did not camp over at sentosa cos Gerri fell ill.
but still.. i had yet another fulfilling day.
i shall just summarise the 24hrs spent away from home.

met juli n alicia at holland v.
i was clad in top to toe Germany stuffs. hahas.
the two poor kids were sturdying fer their 'o' levels, whereas i was 'studying' the newspaper fer soccer news. lol.
taught them abit of bio stuffs. i cant believe i still rmb that shit.

we went dwn to town.
alicia left.. so mi n juli went to the arcade.
n den.. the both of us went back to holland v,
wif Mer, lianne, char.
we were at wala wala drinkin n waiting fer the Germany match to start.

^{mich, gay, mi n mel}

my BELOVED GAY LUIE joined us.
n the poor sick girl Gerri came dwn fer awhile.
plus my other loves, the twins! mich n mel came dwn too.
the others all left.. so..
mi, mich,mel n gay were sitted thr..watching the match.
as usual, gay was wearing her Germany jacket, mich was wearing her ENGLAND jersey.

the Germany game was good!

after the match.. i went over to the twin's hs.
to watch the ENGLAND match.
we walked all the way from holland v to dover.
it's like a midnite stroll. hahas.

the match was super exciting.
DAMN YOU PETER I-CANT-SCORE-A-SINGLE-GOAL CROACH!

when the match ended, it was alr like 5am..
so mi n mich decided to just stay up all the way till brkfast time.
while mel n ziyi went to slp.

we played playstation.
SOCCER agn. hahahas! as if watching wasnt enuff.
n WWE.
the wrestling rawks man.
there was this bra n panties match,
where we had to pull each other's bra n panties out.
[NO NOT IN REALITY DONT BE A SICKO]
n my TRISTA Won her MOlly Holly! whahahs
n after that, both our fingers hurt like fuck.
from pressing the controller buttons too hard.
in an attempt to rip off each other's female wrestler's bra n panties.

i spent the whole morning playing wwe.
until about 10am.
mi n mich went to ghim moh to makan breakfast.
i reached home around 12 noon.
thats like 24hrs w/o sleep!
so immediately,
i slpt.
all the way.. till 9.30 pm.
now.. HOW THE HELL AM I GONA FALL ASLP TONITE!

tired.

2006-06-19T04:02:00.000-07:00

did not want to go zouk yst.
but in the end oso got dragged dwn by gay lu.

i ended up sitting ard n watching the live soccer matches instead of goin on the dance floor like everyone else.

^{Mi n clara. now wtf is she doing}

clara is mental. she tinks that mi n janet r 2ght or happening. n so did everyone else.
M.E.N.T.A.L

i was stuck with 2 couples fer the rest of the nite as everibody else left.
watched all 3 soccer matches.
ha.ha.
took the early bus home at 6.30am.
slpt all the way till 5pm.
i hate clubbing w/o all of my loves. [mel,mich,dan n lu]

yeo luying. u owe mi one fer dragging mi all the way down,
n pang-sehing mi halfway to go zhng zhng zhng...
u git.
i love u but u r a total git.
mwahahas.

total headache.
im awake barely 2 hrs.
n i gota go pack my bag fer tmr's camp at sentosa.
we're [mi, mistress lim n juli] camping w/o a tent.
how fun.
if it rains....
*&%^%^%&

why is it so hard to tell you the emotions that's been within me for the past mth?
why why why... cant i stop thinking about you every waking moment?

undone

2006-06-17T23:57:00.000-07:00

at pulau ubin.

at M.O.S. the 3 gays.

HOW dO YOU STOP TINKING ABOUT SUMBODY THAT IS TOO FAR OUT OF REACH

or how about...

how do u tell dat somebody what u feel for her

^{i_cantstop_myselffrom_tinkingabout_you}

LEE HUILING PLEASE HELP ME

photo-editer maniac.

2006-06-16T02:19:00.000-07:00

i stayed at home the whole of yst.
firstly i got to recharge my body batt.
[no more aching butt].
and then.. i tot..man..what m i gona do at home.
so i found out the beauty of ACD PHOTO CANVAS.
so much more user friendly den adobe photoshop.
and i spent the whole day editing whatever i could lay my hands on.
once agn..
much to the dismay of one of my gay danica toh BIMBO.

here's why.

okaye..look closely. there's this small head right at the top, in the middle of the "PHY TWINS".
now.. THAT IS TOH BIMBO's head after editing!
when i first saw it.. i laughed till my poor butt hurt.

so here's how dan atuali looks like b4 the plastic surgery i gave her.

u noe i love u TOH BIMBO.wahhas

okaye..the bottom pic was my first trial n error editing.
soo.. u can c my terrible handwriting using the stupid mouse.
not like its any diff with pen & paper.
lol.

the baboon royals

im waiting fer 8pm to come.
meeting my other gay, MARY YEO LUIE.. go dwnstairs the kopi tiam at the REAL twins [mich & mel] hs thr.
we're gona UNLEASH OUR INNER AHPEK n join the ah pek clan thr to watch soccer.
beer belly here i come.

Argentina Vs Serbia & Montenegro

GO LIONEL MESSI!!!!!

biker gang n water demons

2006-06-14T09:43:00.000-07:00

mistress Lim, ER zi n Mi.
we're the killer-squad. whahas.

the first thing that PEY CHEE said to me online today was tis:
'You Miss Who? VAnessa RIGHTT! '
n i am like..doink.
okaye, that aside.

today i met up wif my MISTRESS LIM/ aka gerri baboon princess lim n my er zi JUli.
we went all the way to Changi village.
took a long train ride, followed by a not-so-long bus ride.
last min called Su may and viNeeta to join us.
n while the both of them were making their way down, we went to MAKAN!
and we each bought tis real cute water gun.
we wanted to give those two a very WET surprise. HA HA.

sooo.. those two girls got their surprise, n bought their own water gun too.
and..we had a water fight.
all 5 of us were drenched like as if we were caught in the rain.
the bumboat ride to Pulau Ubin was rad!

su may, vineeta, mistress lim, er zi n Me!

at pulau ubin:
n soo... we cycled.
up the slope, down a short slope. UP sumore slope, UP a very rocky path.. UP a VERY STEEP SLOPE...
i mean.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TIS ISLAND!. it's alws goin up Up UP!
we cycled fer a good three hours plus b4 finally resigning.
with aching butts, thighs, neck, back n watever else places..
and still quite drenched cosh of another water fight..
we went back to 'main island'. so china right. ha HA.
oh..but not b4 Juli had her 2nd helping of coconut,
and Gerri busied herself with 'making' a baby.
which became a tumour at the end of the day.
WAHAHAS!

after today, i conclude that we all seriously suffer from childhood-deficiency syndrome man. lol

the bumboat ride back was like..WOO!
love mother earth.

we went to changi village n pig out.
my fav.. STING RAY!!
n kangkong
n rojak.
the samba totali rawks..till poor gerri had to go fer a 'time-out'.
it was damn SPICY man.

after tat.. we took cab.
the uncle was nice enuff to let all 5 of us go in.
prolly cos we all look so small kid.
HA HA.
had a great day todae man.

mi n my darling mistress lim had to endure a full bladder all the way HOME.
we were like bickering the whole of todae.
like my er zi juli said, 'u both cant stop irritating each other right'.
n den i said, 'beat is concern, scold is love'.
okaye..direct translation laa.
HA HA

LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT TUES'S NO SHELTER CAMP AT SENTOSA WIF U GUYS!

i think this time,
im finally truely serious about someone.

GAY DAY

2006-06-13T09:52:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: ' unleash your inner ah-pek '

clockwise: me, dan, lu, mich

meet up wif MIch papa, my gays TOH BIMBO n MARY YEO. early in the morning 10am at buena vista mrt go ghim moh market eat my beloved jui kway.

mich papa left fer sko. so the three of us gays went down to suntec.
wanted to go to the fountain of wealth n walk one round.. but bloordi hell close.
we went bowling after that. can u believe it, the bowling shoes size 4 alr damn small n it was STILL TOO BIG FOR MY CHICKEN SMALL FEET!!!

my first score sarked big time. it's my worst ever.
so the second rounf i atuali doubled my first round score. n bcosh i alws throw damn light, the stupid machine sensor cant feel my bowling ball go in, so i kept having THREE tries. much to the dismay of my two gays.

we went Kbox after that. it was super shibby fun!
we had tis HUGE room all to ourselves fer a good half hour until the stupid management moved us to a smaller room.
but oh wells, it was uber cosy.
n as usual, we sang like mad.
drank whisky.
eat peanuts.
the kbox at suntec is sho much better than the one in cini laa.
now i've no more voice.
hahahahs.

and after that, we went to the open air foodcourt and toked from 5pm all the way to about 11pm.
thats like 6hrs of pure talking. NON-STOP okaye.
we had alot to tok about.
n i count my blessings, to have friends like the both of u.
n not forgetting TWINS of cosh.
nobody else can ever reach the comfort zone which u guys bring to this friendship.
i love you all.
been out for more den 15 hrs.
im dead beat.
pulau ubin tmr wif mistress lim n erzi.
im drained!

Dan, u noe that we'll nvr be a fair-weather friend to u.
our friendship is much stronger than that.
and always rmb, u have us. NO MATTER WHAT.
even if its just tiny gestures.
I LOVE YOU TOH BIMBO!

GAY LU!! finali everyting is off ur chest! or breast! whahhahas.
i love u gay. for alws being my gay. whahhas.
i guess we've all matured now, as compared to our sec 4 daes.
seen u GROW n BOSSOM..i mean blossom into a friend whom i can alws count on.
love u MARY YEO!

mich PAPA! even thou we've onli became close in sec 5,
the times we shared r like precious moments which i tink can onli be found once in a lifetime with u guys.
i LOVE U PAPA! n thanks fer the Germany flag!

MEL AUNTIE! thanks for alws listening to me rant abt my love life.
and my love life.
and my love life.
whahahas.
and for being a blast of a friend that u have been!
i love u!!!

bad day.

2006-06-12T07:07:00.000-07:00

i love u guys! whahhaas.

cant wait for my GAY DAY out tmr.
with MARY YEO and TOH BIMBO!

surprisingly, i went to EXERCISE todae.
ran n ran n ran.
until i wanted to faint.

bcosh yst.. i ate 5 meals.
all consist of either burger,noodles or rice.
smart me.
now.. WHR HAVE ALL MY FATS GONE TO?!

im seriously in debt man.
LOOK AT HOW MANY DAYS WE ARE GOIN CLUBBING THIS WEEK!!
broke

i miss you.
i miss you.
i miss you times a million times.

such a boring day,should be banned

2006-06-11T02:52:00.000-07:00

mi n my gay lu advertising for the bags which char n mel were selling yst

was sup to meet up with the ex-clique todae.
but due to 'unforseen circumstances', it was cancelled.
rawr.

n so, i planned to go exercise todae.
but alas! it was raining the whole damn dae.
so i was stuck at home the whole damn dae.
what a damn dae.
but nvm..6.45pm i have XMEN II to look forward to.

n im going dwnstairs later to the coffeeshop,
join the ahpek clan..
n WATCH SOCCER.

whahhas.
i'll be in ORANGE..to show support for HOLLAND.

im so NOT going fer tmr's dxo underage party.
im gona stay home n watch TV instead.
or better still,
go crash at my GAY LU's house.
wahhhas. self-invite.

this week's schedule:
mondae - go exercise and watch soccer at kopi-tiam at nite
tues - GAY DAY OUT WITH TOH BIMBO AND MARY YEO
weds - go pulau ubin with mistress lim
thurs - ??? butter factory or not???
fri - meet HO SHIT YEE
sat - huiling im free lets go shopping.
sun - zouk party

officially BROKE

2006-06-10T11:24:00.000-07:00

thats me n my GAY LU!

met up wif gay lu n Mich papa todae.
kuku gay made mi go all the way to LAKESIDE..to wait fer her.den we cab dwn to ikea.
MEATBALLS! yummy.
i havent been thr since STC daes.
man i miss stc.

we went queensway shopping center to shop.
our intention was to buy earrings.
and we all end up buying a whole load of other tings.
okaye.esp me.

i bought my Germany converse shoe!

this black & red striped top.
my Germany NIKE wrist band.
a few earrings.

AND THATS NOT ALL.

we went down to town.
and i bought SOME MORE THINGS at zara.
the Germany and England tee shirts.

so total todae, i spent like er..200 bucks.
plus yst ard 60 plus.
MAN IM OFFICIALLY BROKE.

so the three of us went to fareast to find charlene n mel auntie whu was working thr.
and totali they were NOT working at all la.
eat snake mre like it.
we lingered ard their store n cam-whored.
as usual. hahas.
n wth..i look so small amoungst them! rawr.

after that, mi n MICH PAPA went to meridien the hawker thr.
watched the england match.
U STUPID MEXICAN REFREE U COK EYE OR WHAT!
&^$%$*&^(%&%(*&
but anihws, england won n im happy.

Germany

ENGLAND

Portugal

SUPPORTER

2006-06-09T07:21:00.000-07:00

FINALI THE PAPERS ARE OVER AND THE HOLS KICKS IN. PLUS WORLD CUP! DOUBLE YEAH

England + Germany + Portugal = Worldcup champion!

okaye. tis was how i sturdied for amb the part on tuberculosis infection stage.
i drew a cartoon on it.
whahahahs.

tis was taken todae. by the girl dat's so in love wif mi, huiling.
n DO I REALLI LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE?!!!!!
rawr.

thank you vanessa.
i will find some cartoon character dat looks like u.
two whole weeks to search on the net.
hahhas.

went shopping todae.
wif my er zi juli and of cosh 12-years havent changed JO DA PIAN ONG.
spent like 70 bucks on two shirt.
i saw this reali reali pharking nice GERMANY tee at zara.
im gona get it tmr.
okaye. im officially broke.

i'm going to go out EVERY SINGLE DAY of the two week hols.
cosh i noe when sko reopens, its hell time agn.

to do list

-go stay at guiron's place
-meet up with ex-clique
-go sentosa
-go butter factory with BIMBO CLAN
-go zouk
-go stay at alysia's place
-go over-the-sea to malaysia
-go watch movie with sam
-meet up with mistress lim
-go shopping with huiling
-go watch omen
-meet denise n weiling
-go ikea and eat meatballs

okaye. dat's like 13 days used up.
one day left.. i shall just be good n stay home n rest.
if not i'll nvr get well.
hahahas.

suffering from the exam BLUES

2006-06-05T21:14:00.000-07:00

i declare that i have a LOVE-HATE relationship with IMMUNOLOGY.
here are the reasons why.

why i hate Immuno:
look at the very chim mind-map fer PART3 of the bloordy CHAp 7. rawr.

why i LOVE immuno:
this is like a reminsce of my CHILDHOOD! TRANSFORMERS! damn i miss dat cartoon!!!
kados to the girls who build it.
huiling, shu, peiwen n i duno hu. Ha bloordi Ha.

okaye.. tis is so illegal!!
tis is my own mini-lab at home.
wahahhas!
there's more..but cldnt fit everyting into da pic.
eh.. TIS IS WHY I LOVE HAVING LAB PRACS!
shushy.
confusius say 'you go to jail badboy'

its the ~~common test~~ period nw.
explains why i havent blogged.

last fri, i had an OFFICIAL mistress.
i duno why i have a mistress when i dont even have a 'wife'. lol
yes mistress lim. u noe i love u.
but ***** will alws be number one ohkaye.
whahhas.
and DONT U DARE POST HER NAME ANIWHR ON MY TAGBOARD.
I WILL MURDER YOU!

and my mum let me in on a very huge secret.
SHE TOLD ME DAT MY GRANDMA TOT DAT e lovebite on MY GAY LU's neck
IS I GIVE ONE!
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
DO I LOOK LIKE A PB!! KNN!
rawr.
but u noe gay, i love u.
n u still meow like a cat in bed.
whahahhas.
whereas i ROAR!

back to reality world nw.
study time.
~~maths~~. 7 chaps of imm. 12 chaps of amb. Hgd duno hw mani chaps.
RAWR

die AMB die!

2006-06-01T09:04:00.000-07:00

finali. my IS is over.
no more seeing the word ~~POPULAR CULTURE~~.

e video is a parody we did for IS.

hope it loads.

n no the screaming at the end is NOT my voice.

tired tired tired

tis pharking stinks.

i want my STUDY BREAK!

why cant they gv us one week study break, den common test, den one week hols.
instead of NO STUDY BRK AT ALL!

hw am i gona pharking study 12 chaps of amb, 7 fucking long chaps of immuno, 5 nonsense chaps of HGD which i dont understand a fuck abt and bloordi retarded ~~MATHS!~~

huever said poly life was shiok n lac!
rawr!

^{how to break the news to you?}

walking zombie.

2006-05-30T19:14:00.000-07:00

and dat huiling who's sitting bside me saes she looks so cute. AHEM!

M.O.S party yst was pharking CROWDED.
the q went all the weay to liangcourt dat area.
it was retardedly packed inside.
it was like smelling those bastard's B.O everywhr i go.
which gerri baboon princess lim was so kind to point out.
n was even kinder to shove mi in front of her, to block the smell emitting frm sum guy.rawr.

went wif gay mary lu, pam, toh bimbo, andrew, nat nu'er, n my tudi rach.plus sum other ppl.

half way thru, everyone split up.
pure room music sarks.
v.i.p room music sarks.
n fucking smoove was playing TECHNO instead of their usual r&b
so only the main arena's music can make it.
which, by the end of 4am, i have hrd each song repeat at least TWICE.

gay mary lu came my hs after dat.
n i tink she's STILL at my hs nw, whereas im in sko.
rawr. happy bonding session fer her n my mum n grandma.
whahhas.

shout-outs:
gerri baboon lim! the nite was fun! except e part when u made mi block da B.O smell! we shld do tis mre often!! oh.. i fergot.. u nt legal yet.. wait till we go batam, den we open our own mini club at karo's hs okaye! whahahas!

Toh bimbo! why sooo bad mood whole nite. love love okaye.

mary yeo lanjiao! u better NOT nt toking bad abt mi to my mum n grandma. i will KILLLLLLL you. n my room better nt be messed up.

nat nu'er, finally go out togather after 311631163116 years of absense.

rach TUDI! i spy someting happening last nite. mwhahahas.

CHUA BAI MEI PAMELA! whyyeee u sooo early leave.

Gwen! nice seeing u imitate the sissy ah beng dance yst. we shld come up wif our own ah beng dance routine soon. lol

mich n mel! u two liers. tot u 2 coming. gimme false hope onli. my hols startng n u two hols ending. rawr!

im so pharking tired. i wana die.
3 hrs brk later.
rawr.

^{and i miss u so girl.}

PEY CHEE's voodoo survivor

2006-05-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

at TAS lace.. being da JUNGLE BOY!

HGD todae was HILARIOUS!
thanks to Ivan, Wayne n CHAI PEY CHEE.
i tink Dr. nevi had half a mind to kick mi out of his class.
cos we were making so much noise.
BUT! he only keep 'physi-liaa, vail you stop toking'.. why must he ONLY call my name.
rawr.

my new hair cut had alot of comments todae.
vanessa said i look like chicken little!
do i look like dat lil dancing prat of a feather ball!
RAWR

shu min said i was dropping feathers. WHEN IT WAS THE STRING FRM MY LAPCOAT!
rawr.

pei wen said my head looks smaller. WTF!
RAWR!

jamie just stood thr n 'jia yen jia qu' n laughed a hell load. AT ME.
rawr!

BUUUUTTTT...
thr were nicey ppl dat said i look nicer wif tis hair cut. just dat they CONVINIENTLY added tat i reali do look like chicken lil. RAWR.
n to tink dat i alws called guiron chicken lil.

so we have 4 chickens in class nw.
kong guay [leonard]
chicken bone [chuck]
chicken lil, MY defination [guiron]
chicken lil, THEIR defination [me!]

i've came up with a miss-list.
i noe i noe.
im uber ultra free right.
im gona die fer common test. NEXT PHARKING WEEK!

MISS-LIST
1) her. no no chai peychee, it's nt u. ur voodoo doll nt working.

2) my gay one. mary haikel ralphie aBUgail yeo lanjiao luying
(u n ur YIYAN!)

3) my gay three Danica toh BIMBO SHIT yee
(u n ur hot girl. sell-fish git!)

4) my OH-SO-SMART auntie that missed her flight.
melissa loh -FISH MONGER- kang ling

5) my EVEN SMARTER lao peh. oso miss flight.
michelle loh -EYES TOO SMALL- kang ming

6) gerri baboon bckside princess lim
(JOY to the world. lol)

7) ybonne boh bong buay
(get over cute guy alr nt? if haben got ~~cute~~ bung here. whahahs)

8) andreana soh wan jun!
ever since u got ur ruthy or goofy or whatever rosey u totally fly to timbaktoo!

9) my lao bu naomia sze!
no wunder u're called mia. totali M.I.A hw long alr?!

10) heather moley POK THER TAN!
rmb to activate the button. whahhas

11) wenny yeo BUTLER!
i dunch care! sg food festival u're cuming wif me me ME!

12) tan BAMBOO-STICK weiling!
when are we finally gona meet up HUh HUH HUH!

13) jo-DA PIAN- ong KIM LAI!
12yr fwenSHIT.. n u still haben change. still can hear u cuming frm 10 miles away. tsk.

ok that's abt all the ppl im missing nw.

^{i told myself that i wont miss you.
but i couldnt help remembering the way u made me feel just by looking at you.}

(1x+3dx)= PHARK YOU MATHS!

2006-05-27T21:25:00.000-07:00

logan clone Vs mystic clone

we were acting GAY n trying to seduce each other.

bitches n jerks

okaye.. all these corny moments all happened in the LAB!
we r just too chao free.
there are more, bt for nw, these 3 will do.
i much prefer last year's labby class n PARTNER thou.
*AHEM TO HUILING*

okaye. im sup to be STUDYING but im writting a song instead.
rawr.
i cant concentrate.
...15 mins later...
ok, the song is done.
it sounds smth like hinder. once agn, i've been listening to too many rock bands.
it's written fer ... .... .... go figure.

Hallucinate

you're an angel sent from up above
sent to me to show me what is love.
contented looking at you from a distance
you are but all my weakness.
what wouldnt i give
for you to look my way.

chorus:
i wouldnt dare to dream
dare to hope
that one day we'd be togather.
i wouldnt want to leave
want to breathe
let the moment last forever
in my head
hallucinate

i dont know how to read the signs
if you're pushing me away
i cant see i'm too blind
in love, with you.
too deeply,
fast and hard for you.

chorus:
i wouldnt dare to dream
dare to hope
that one day we'd be togather.
i wouldnt want to leave
want to breathe
let the moment last forever
in my head
hallucinate

this aint right
i've been staring at your back
all of the time.
this aint fine
i'm trying to reach to you
you beautiful divine

chorus:
i wouldnt dare to dream
dare to hope
that one day we'd be togather.
i wouldnt want to leave
want to breathe
let the moment last forever
in my head
hallucinate

i wouldnt want to go
how can i show
even if its from a distance.
i wouldnt want to leave
want to breathe
let this sweet dream last forever
in my head
hallucinate

^{shld i let you noe what i feel?}

fated coincidence

2006-05-27T07:13:00.000-07:00

during filming at TAS's plc. HOGWASH. whahahas.

yst:

after sko, me, leonard, hans and nicholas went watched X-MEN.
b4 the movie started, tis bunch of rowdy ang mo[s] sat bhind us n kao-peh alot. i tink nic was torn between the idea of shouting at em n nt wanting to create a scene.
hahas.
they DID shut up during the movie thou.
if nt i seriously wld ask the person working thr to chase them out.

shall nt reveal any spoilers abt the movie. reali good.
PLS STAY TILL THE END, TILL AFTER THE CREDITS, GOT A TWIST.
all the other ppl whu were too kiasu n left the cinema early, too BAD.

met up wif gerri n juli after dat.
i went to cut hair.
n along came vinee n su may.
travelled all the way to thompson to go alysia's hs.
we were so scared we miss the bustop.
NEVER EVER LET GERRI BABOON PRINCESS LIM direct the way.
if u dont wish to feel lost.

alysia's dog is SHOOOOOO DAMN CUTE!
but my SILKY IS THE CUTEST!
alysia was such a good host. kept running ard getting us tis n tat.
i dont tink i'll ever get that wif my clique. cosh why? we just SELF-SERVICE. okaye, esp me. hahahas.

angeline joined us. the two younger ones left. why? CURFEW.
whahahahs! oops.
juli left abt an hr ltr.
so the 4 of us, me, gerri, alysia n angeline entertained ourselves.
wif russel peter's oh-so-famous video.
drank abit.

GERRI BABOON PRINCESS LIM n i had to share a smaall bed.
rawr.
n i am soooo gona tell JOY dat YOU treated me like a bolster! wahahhas.
oops.
i swore i wanted to kick her outta e bed, just like wat i did at kota tinggy,
but me, being the nice soul dat i am, didnt.

today:

woke up quite early.
was on the way to town ta take bus home when..
MISS LIEW boarded the bus.
we were being totali retarded.
we were sitting just one fat aunty n an alley away frm each other n we were msging.
wahahas.

slpt till 5 when i got home.

common test go away,
come agn another day.
lil phy still wans to play

my sweet nothings

2006-05-25T08:19:00.000-07:00

celebration of twin's bdae.

i thought of u abt a hundred thousand times todae.

1) on my bed when i woke up. u were the FIRST on my mind

2)in the lift.

3)on my way to sko. bcosh i noe i wunt be seeing u todae.

4)during IS, when i was doin my proj in class

5)when i was in the cab, on my way TO tas's place

6)when i was busied with the filming. i still found the time to miss u.

7)on my way OUT of tas's hs in his mum's car

8)waiting at the bustop fer 74

9)waiting at another bustop fer 67

10)in the bus, on my way HOME.

11)in the lift agn

12)at home, in frnt of my com

13) still in front of my com, bcosh chai pey chee wanted a 'bonding' session n asked me a hell lotta ques.

14)while watching lost. i feel lost w/o seeing u

15)again, in front of my com, as im typing this down

and dat's nt just all.
hw can anyone misses sumbody sooo sooo sooo much?!

belly trotter and the mutant lizard

2006-05-25T05:28:00.000-07:00

we swear karmit was smoking smth illegal!

today was fun.
after IS, me, sarah, joanne n marinah went to tas's hs to do our IS proj.
we filmed tis reali reali super ultra funny parodied version of HARRY POTTER and the GLOBET OF FIRE.

i hope dat marinah finds the converter soon. n if i can, i'd up load it on my blog when its all settled. we laugh n laugh n laugh.

to my IS classmates next thurs, be prepared to laugh n laugh n laugh too. hahahas.
tis is WAY BETTER den the transverstite video we did fer last sem's IS man.WAYYYY BETTER!

i agn, was their belly trotter. n instead of a lightning shaped scar, i got a MOON! like BAO JING TIAN can u imagine! OH MY TIAN man.

instead of a black n green cloak, i had to wear a bloordi PURPLE TOWEL!

rawr.

instead of one huge golden egg, we had a 'huge' chicken egg.

instead of a dragon, we had a mUtAtEd lizard.

instead of 'live' audience, we had stuff toys.

instead of broom, we used a bloordi VACUUM CLEANER!
eh, we filmed the flying part really well. i stood on the trolley, marinah n joanne pushed it. so frm an angle, it realli looked as if i was flying on dat bloordi vacuum.

instead of a wooden wand, we used... er i duno what we used man. its dat pipe on karmit's mouth.

instead of lee jordan as commentator, we has TAS... hu spoke wif a very distinctive INDIAN accent.

instead of just being serious abt this whole ting, we made a great fool out of ourselves.
needless to say, i WAS the biggest fool. wif a stupid ~~moon~~ on my forehead. RAWR!

i had fun todae.

^{where'd you go? i miss you so. it seems like its been forever, since i last saw you. forever lasted only a day.}

the power of a 'male gaze'

2006-05-24T07:01:00.000-07:00

the three gays. LUIE, ME & DAN

5 of us at club HAPPY.

i wrote this song.
in the MIDDLE of the nite yst.
cldnt slp.
tots of ur pretty face running across my mind.
it's a fusion of Fuel, crossfade n shinedown kinda tune.
i've been listening to too much rock songs lately.
it is dedicated to ^{iseethisvainfaces.we need laws}

ok. nw i've watched too much da vinci.
if u can decode that, i applaud u.
i have a clue.
'u need to look beyond the colors.'
n dat's all dat im given away.

strange heart

they say that love is a strange thing,
that i cant understand it.
how did i suddenly fall for you,
i have no clue.
the things you do to me
with just a simple smile.
i'd gladly walk for you,
a hundred thousand miles.

Chorus:
cos noone else comes close to you,
what you make me feel.
noone else comes close to what
you can do with just a smile.
noone seems to understand,
what drove me crazy, when?
im love fool,
for you.

it's sweet contention
just to look at you from afar.
all my life i've looked for you,
wondered where you are.
im scared to let you know how i feel,
tis feelings it's just too real.
tell me what to do,
to be next to you.

Chorus:
cos noone else comes close to you,
what you make me feel.
noone else comes close to what
you can do with just a smile.
noone seems to understand,
what drove me crazy, when?
im love fool,
for you.

this silent distance
it's tearing me up,
if only i could show you
what's within my heart.

Chorus:
cos noone else comes close to you,
what you make me feel.
noone else comes close to what
you can do with just a smile.
noone seems to understand,
what drove me crazy, when?
im love fool,
for you.

_YOU're^so_beautiful^divine

nearer or further?

2006-05-23T06:50:00.000-07:00

my 4 loves

n wtf. look at what i found. LV TOILET PAPER!
whuever uses this to clean their backside must have a real golden butt.
Rawr.

im running out of things to say.
i'd like to keep the flow going but its hard.

im here.
you're thr.
i'd like to reach out to u
my heart i'd bare

^{i'd like to let u noe hw i truely feel abt u.
but im holding back. why?
cant find the words to say
i like looking at you.
even if i have to do it frm a distance.
i like seeing u smile.
i like hearing u laugh.
i'd like to noe u're happy.}

foolish dreams? maybe. somebody save me.

feng shui master

2006-05-22T07:37:00.000-07:00

^{huiling ah! dont butt in!}

the place whr we sat todae, 'feng shui' damn good sia!
grins to HUILING.. whu tried to be a feng shui master agn, but failed miserably. her plan backfired on her. instead of creating good 'feng shui' fer mi, she created a bad one fer herself. *coughs* proj ppl *coughs*

i tink i made it too obvious.
top of my wishlist is something MONEY CANT BUY, as mi n huiling were argueing abt in class.
LV stuffs
ok. something between just the two of us.
i dont have the capacity to 'afford' it..YET.
at least i hope.
n no huiling i DONT WANT sex. so pls dont write dat on my paper animre. wait i drop it sumwhr, n ppl will tink im a sex-maniac.

i finally got wat i wanted todae.
psst.. i tld u on msn huiling.
lets cross fingers n hope dat God answers my prayer.

_{ur smile, noone else comes close to what u do to me within}

consumed in u

2006-05-21T08:23:00.000-07:00

you are so beautiful to me.
cant u see
you're every thing i hope for
you're everything i need
you are so beautiful to me.

something short i wrote for YOU

i never thought u wld catch my eye.
i never thought u would blow my mind
my heart skips a beat for u i cant deny.

i never thought that i'd feel this way
i never thought that it'd be u who makes my day.
i never thought i'd have nth negative to say.

looking at you is enuf. to make me smile.

wear sko-u dae..fer me n peiwen.

2006-05-19T06:39:00.000-07:00

everyone dua me n Pei wen..so onli mi n her wore sko-u to sko.
the rest said to wear on mon instead. ~~RAWR.~~

its so ironic dat when we were all in stc, we all looked forward to "be urself days'.
nw dat we can 'be ourselves' eevrydae, we choose to wear sko-u to sko.
after 2 years of nt wearing dat I.J uniform, i even forgotten whr i was supposed to put my badge. lol.

after 11 YEARS of doning dat uniform, i've concluded dat it's the BEST uniform in the world. nth else comes close. whoops to other sko-u[s].

yst meet up wif yvonne n mel auntie go shop at bugis. i made em walk here n thr, to n fro. n we watched DA VINCI CODE. its really good. we went town after dat. cos mel went to meet MR-is-the-soup-too-salty. i wanted to do my tattoo touch up..but the tattoo-ist was on mc. so guess what smart me did instead. i pierced my lips. whahahhas. n dat 'darling princess' GERri baboon was NICE enuff to curse mi to have sausage lips. rawr. the list of 'nt-to-do' the piercer gave mi was really funi. it included tis:

DONT put anything dirty in your mouth such as fingernails, pens, etc. and you must refrain from oral sex for the first month, this includes kissing even if you are in a monogamous relationship

ok.. i bolded that part. bwhahahhahas.
can u imagine? no oral sex n kissing?! damn it!
JOKIIINGG!

WARNING.M18 contents. do not READ if u're animal-lovers

2006-05-15T06:31:00.000-07:00

for immunology prac todae, we had to disect mice.
here goes nth.
i mite get sued fer animal cruelty but hey,
its all science man.
i still wana graduate wif a dip u noe.
n im nt gona risk failing..
n a couple of mice had to be shibby noble to die fer all of our dips.
AMEN n God bless them.

the mice here are being put in the carbon dioxide chamber.
it is to kill them.
so dont worry, i didnt disect the mice when it is still alive.

this mice here is already dead frm being in the CO2 chamber.
it still feels quite warm, but its all stiff alr.

okaye..here we go. dissecting the mice.. its just cutting up its fur coat. no blood or anything yet.

due to gruesome content, i've decided to only put tis one pic of the disected mice, in smaller size oso. just in case sum ppl curse n swear at me. once agn i remind u, dat the mice is ALREADY DEAD and CANT feel a thing

ookie. n gerri baboon princess said smth reali furnie.

"i saw some fat rat with its organs spilling out and dangling tt day on the road cos the cars went over it.i swear i lost my big fat appetite"

"and i thought it was some abandoned umbrella la!cos the stomach was red.i'm a blind bat"

annnnnnnd.... i just found out smth abt my ER ZI JULI PEH!

"GERRIFIED` says:
chee ko pek.like juli like that.but juli goes for young and cute jap boys.haha

LIKE OMG! WHO WLD HAVE KNOWN!

so a BIG WARNING TO YOUNG N CUTE JAP BOYS OUT THR.
watch out fer a 17year old girl.
wif goondu hair style.
by the name of JULIANNA PEH!

sleeping / slipping away.

2006-05-13T08:17:00.000-07:00

me, after my WWE session with MEL

this song was written three weeks ago.

dissapear

you cant imagine how hard it has been
forcing myself to forget
every fucking passing wind reminds me
of the love we used to had.
why did things turned out this way
was it something i did not say
so here i am

chorus:
i spend every moment
thinking about you when im awake
i fight my urge to call you
to tell you i still need you
just want to dissapear
with you in my arms again
i'll hold you tighter than ever
if you'd tell me
you love me

i've played the fool long enough for you
so why arent you here with me yet
every fucking passing lovers reminds me
of you it makes me sad
why did we end up this way
was it something you did not say
so here i am

chorus:
i spend every moment
thinking about you when im awake
i fight my urge to call you
to tell you i still need you
just want to dissapear
with you in my arms again
i'll hold you tighter than ever
if you'd tell me
you love me

what has gotten into me
im ashamed to be so weak
you i see in my dreams
calling out for me
that aint reality

chorus:
i spend every moment
thinking about you when im awake
i fight my urge to call you
to tell you i still need you
just want to dissapear
with you in my arms again
i'll hold you tighter than ever
if you'd tell me
you love me

and yes, this time, this song IS to you.
mad woman bird, deranged/demented donald duck.
or watever u wana be called.
in red n black fonts.
perfect huh.
now dont u worry,
its all over.
friends. =]

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HAPPY MOTHER's DAY MUMMY! I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

2006-05-12T08:46:00.000-07:00

me n my beloved cousin EDWINA WANG PEITING. n plus my INVADING AUNTIE! not SHY!

me n sawah.

i've decided to take dwn an entry.
go figure.
it's not for u.
the only 3 ppl that noes who its for, it's me, FISH MONGER BREATHE and of cos, the person whom it was written for. bcosh obviously i told her.
so next time, im goin to write WHEN n to WHOM my works r for, just in case ppl jump to conclusions agn.
cant my work be plain inspirational n not have got anything to do wif my life or what so ever?

I LOVE MY AUNTIE MELISSA LOH KANG LING!
she's on the mission to save the world now.
wish her all the best n may she suceed.
bcosh if she dont, tis time,
she'll really be killed by the BANGLA instead of just play-acting.
whahahs.

i was woken up pretty early todae.
bcosh my dearest darling baby cousin woke up early, n ended up closing n opening the room door every 1 min..
so in my sleep it was like..

*dream...BANG..wake up..stares ard..see him..snorts n roll back to sleep..* one minute later.. *dream..BANG..wake up..stares ard..see him..KAO PEH..n sleep agn*

dat routine went on fer about 2 hours until i finali gave up n woke up.
went swimming wif both my cousins' family. was reali fun.
was teaching my another younger cousin hw to swim.
NO DONT WRY SHE DIDNT DROWN OHKAYE!
mi n edwina ATE THE WHOLE DAMN DAY!
from cup corn to porriage to junk food to sweets to chocs to ice cream to kuay chap etc..
im offically FAT nw.

i love my aunt n uncle. they stay in HOUGANG n yet they sent mi all the way back to CHOA CHU KANG. all the KANGS. hahas. i had a fun time staying over.
like i said, it's like free chalet with ppl serving me food all the time.
n i came back home $120 richer.
kados to my grndma hu shoved 100 bucks into my hand the min she saw mi.
she went..
'AH YING AH. WEI SHE ME JIANG JIU MEI LAI KAN POPO. NAH GAI NI QIAN HAO HAO YONG.'
ok. forget abt the AH YING part ok.

my aunt got lost after she sent me home. here's our sms convo:
aunt: dont mention. we are quite lost now
me:hahas. sorry. the most camp in mandai zoo tonight
aunt:ha that's right can have supper with ah meng!

she is so darn lame la.

i cant wait fer june hols.
gg batam wif my BABOON PRINCESS!

MISSION (almost) ACCOMPLISHED!

sweat my stomach out.

2006-05-11T08:05:00.000-07:00

Lu, Me, Pam, Dan

met Tas, joanne, marinah n sawah earlier todae. was LATE fer half hr. treated Tas to Marche bcosh he did the powerpoint slides fer our project.

met the rest of the class at Millenia walk BRUSH STROKE SCLUPTURE.
did a walk about task.
splitted the job.
and whereas the rest slogged away under the hot sun or air-con, mi n sawah went ard taking pics of that place.
and we spent a whole load of time in CANDY EMPIRE!!
my FAVOURITE!

den..i dissapeared to hougang.
im currently at my cousin's hs now atuali.
his bdae.
DARLING edwina oso staying over.
so tmr, its SWIMMING N TRAINING TIME for mi n cuzzy.
EDWINA WANG PEI TING is trying to play happy bdae on the piano nw
totally canot make it!
CHAO XI REN LE!
noise pollution sia.
just ate the cake. from secret recipe.
the cake which we bought fer twins frm bakerzin so much better.bwhahahs.

MEL SHE REPLIED ME!
but ur job aint over okaye! bwhahahahs!

pok ther tan if u're reading this, I MISS YOU MOLEY!

SILKY speaks

2006-05-10T09:35:00.000-07:00

if you ppl r wondering who am i, im pHy's dog.
my breed is silky terrier.
n my dumb owner has creativly named me SILKY.
i've taken over the task of updating her blog for her, bcosh she's too busy being a paedophilic head nw. *woofs* eye candy *woofs*

everyday when she comes home, i'll wait faithfully by the door, wagging my tail happily.
but what does she do? SHE IGNORES ME n barks oops i mean screams at me to GO AWAY.
somebody complain to spca.
and she thinks i like it whenever she ROLLS me on my back across the floor. *growls*
if not for wanting to please her, i WLDNT even do it in the first place.
my poor fur is all tangled up bcosh of dat n it hurts. *whines*
this kid here seriously needs help.
i must have done smth terrible to her in my past life to be reborn as her dog.
*howls*

she doesnt even bathe me! the task is left to her grandma.
cut my nails once in a blue moon, by which it wld have grown so long, it hurts to even walk.
only goes 'Silllllllkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeyyyy.... ooooohhh...sooooooOooo cuuuuuTTTTTeeee whenever she feels like it. once a week maebe?
she laughs at me whenever thr's thunder.
bcosh she's noes im afraid of it n i shiver in one corner.
instead of trying to comfort me, she once agn, makes me stay out of her OH SO BIG room.
*growls*

somebody, ANYBODY save me from this MAD WOMAN!

-paws-

U aint Nth But A hOUnd Dog

2006-05-10T06:44:00.000-07:00

the antics of me n my gay

i did something illegal today.
ok not really illegal.
but oh wells.
bwahahas.

i've stopped drinking every night already
gerri baboon princess will be happy to noe that.
not bcosh she's concern fer my health.
but mre bcosh she wld have smth to drink when june hols is here for her.
hahas.

why i stopped drinking every night

-firstly, it kills brain cells. and with what retard subs im taking, i need all the brain cells i can get. brain cells transplantation anyone?

-secondly, it is bad fer my health. i do not wish to die of liver failure.i've yet to bcum miss singapore universe. (OK TIS PART IM JOKING! IM NOT A BIMBO)

-thirdly, it is not worth it. full stop to that

-lastly n most imp of all, EYE CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

YBONNE BOH BONG BUAY! if u are reading tis, STOP WHAT EVER U'RE DOIN NW!!! n i mean NOW! it's NOT WORTH IT! u're still young. still can play ard. n rmb, u're BEAUTIFUL only if u tink u r ok.

ppl, im abt to add lniks, so gimme ur links in my tag. thkew.

integration+maths lecturer=big pile of dung

2006-05-09T07:59:00.000-07:00

ME, CHEW n SHU!

Shout Out to DANICA TOH SHI YEE
1)when are u coming online to send us the bangla videos?
2)when r u gona upload the pics?
3)when r FREE TO MEET ME for our tattoo touch up?!

when u've finally touched down to earth pls use something called the PHONEYTONE to call me pls.

rotted my dae away.din have sko todae.
n fer dat, sko is till 6 bloordi pm tmr.
oh wells, with the 3 hrs break in between, sum say it aint dat bad.
but trust mi. IT IS.
me n WEi jie almost cracked our skulls fer the past two weeks, trying to figure out smth to do other den just sitting thr n staring at each other or hearing abt the mundane lives of ppl sitting at e-mart.
it's back to BOMBERMAN infest i presume den dude?
sooner or later, 2MO1 will start makaning in canteen 5 n play 4-player bomberman.
3 freggin boring hours tmr.
im prepared to sleep.

i tried to do maths.
ended up goin mad.
i tot it wld be the last of u in first sem.
nw dat im in 2nd year, brain a lil emptier too,
i hafta c my bloordi 'beloved' calculator again.
i've almost forgotten hw to even switch it on.
HATE is an understatement when it comes to describing wat i feel for u, my beloved maths.

why why why do science students need maths?!
m i goin to integrate the stupid cells,
or plot a curve using Escherichia coli?!
this is so ... nvm.

MEL HELP ME!
EYE CANDY!!!
but tis is so paedophile.
so much fer laughing at my GAY lu fer liking jessie tan.
retribution.
5 years=1825 days
how How HOW?!

doped on rock

2006-05-08T09:45:00.000-07:00

me n my gay were disturbed while..AHEM-MING.

wheel-chair bounded. wif her fake bandage.

whereas i look like a jailbird

ok.we're outside the hotel window.n there's no BALCONY!

flee flies and twitchy mice

2006-05-08T08:28:00.000-07:00

er..sawah's platelets went sleeping too.

my super retarded sketch of mutant flies

i burnt a stack of letters yst nite outside my corridor.
it's as if its the 7th mth ghost festival. burning incense paper.
there's a deeper meaning to it.
which i shall not care to reveal.

i finali did my 11 sketches of the retarded mutated flies! so much for immunology!
n for prac todae, we had to poke ourselves n draw blood.
my platelets r obviously not working so i bleed a hell load. not as much as sawah aniwae.

den we had ta poke the twitchy mice n mark dat white ball of fur black wif marker.shh.. dont mention it to SPCA. mite just charge us for animal cruelty. whahas! the class was goin all goose-bummy when i was da first to inject the needle into the stupid mice. it SQUEAKED n ALMOST CHEWED OFF MY LECTURER'S HAND! HUMAN CRUELTY! n after dat, it got flung back into da cage. bwhahahs.

why why why do my blog look so old sko.

n why why why are there pretty girls nw in STC after i graduate from dat dung hill?! i've got no sko tmr! yippee yah yeay! im bored outta my ass.

fish monger's secrets of the universe

2006-05-07T05:04:00.000-07:00

in the hotel room.
mich, me, mel n gay lu

still in the room
me & dan gay

meet up yst wif dan n lu gays n checked into
HOTEL PHOENIX.
waited for the rest to come join us.
the bday girls, Mich n Mel.
n pam.

dat Gay lu of mine, even bought playstation along.
n she is a selfish git. only bring final fantasy.
me n mich had to watch her play. such a boring game.

the rest went sum other parts of singapore.
so the 3 of us rotted in the room.
we didnt have a proper balcony.
just some parapet shit tingy which we were nt sup to
climb out.
mi n gay climbed out n sat thr.
18th story below us were just passing cars n ppl.
DAMN SHIOK!
den mich went to close the window n locked us out!
standing at the window, with nth to protect us frm falling
18 floors dwn.
rawr!

while my dearest darling gay bubbled bath n used up ALL
the soaps, me n mich papa used the massage chair to full effect.
damn furnie. n after her bubble bath, she WENT TO SLP!
me n mich had to find our own form of entertainment.

zzzz.

mel n dan came back ard 7pm, n mich left.

n while mi, dan gay n mel
waited fer everyone to come to the hotel, we made our very own film!
3 parts sumore.
involving a mental bangladeshi worker, (me)
a lousy policeman, (Dan)
a dead victim, (Mel)
n a very hypervantilating dead victim's friend. (Gay lu)

Me, Dan, Lu n Mel had so much fun.

ask any of us to send u the video of it.
we laugh till can cry.
laugh till can lao sai.
laugh till the victim (mel) oso laugh while being killed.
laugh till yeo luying dropped her towel while acting.
laugh till my bath slippers flew out of my feet.

when everybody finali came back, we went to club at happy.
this gay club.
the REAL fun started when mel n dan got DRUNK!
we gota drag em back.
pukes everywhr.
n when we're finali back in the hotel room,
the hotel perosn lend us a wheelchair to bring mel back
into the room. she has lost her mobility.
damn furnie.
DANICA N MEL SMELLED LIKE FISH MONGERS!
n im unfortunate enuff to be slping bside em.
rawr.
toked so much cocked lar both of them
we have over an hr of recorded audio files filled wif just both of their
yaddling.
its reali furnie.
furniest nite ever.

cam whored alot.
cant wait for dan to upload e pics.
n our film.
n i've got the recordings alr.
i love u guys to pieces!

once agn, HAPPY HAPPY BDAE MICH PAPA N MEL SMELLY AUNTIE!

kazillion different blogs of mine

2006-05-05T08:20:00.000-07:00

my extended family
frm left: Dan, Me, Mel, Mich, Luie & Pam

i have absolutely no idea why i've set up my kazillionth number of blog.
.......MAYBE COSH........

-i forgotten abt the other blog(s) password

-i need to leave colin n kero a very imp comment
(colinandkero.blogspot.com)
no i dont despise them, in fact, i despise the ppl dat insult them

-it's time i regain back my html skills n keep in tune wif the ever-progressing IT.
(i was typing out the html for colour change the other time, n dan told mi dat
now, i dont hafta animore. hw OUTDATED m I?!)

-i miss my noctorious freeopendiary. lucifer's angel.
(for those hu havent heard, it wasnt ur era den. for those hu have, miss the old chucky pics nt?
grawfles)

-i need a space to rant, curse, swear, cry(er..words of tears den), screa,m, shout, gush..n etc.
u get my drift.
(inspired by dan's nvr ending emo entries. lol)

-its time to show the world once agn, my poems n songs. (rmb lucifer's angel)

-ok, im digressing here. im just plain bored. n a blog cld do mi sum good.

phy's curse